i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

2 months ago // 321,993 notes


Sitting on the floor listening to my favourite songs and eating a pint of double whammy ice cream and feeling really happy for no reason at all but I love these moments when I am happy with my body and I love life for a second and feel free. Sometimes you have to grab, cherish and appreciate these moments while they last because you never know how quickly they will be taken away from you again. 

2 months ago // 21 notes
  • me teaching kids about horses: now you don't ever want to walk behind a horse! you might get kicked
  • me: walks behind horse
  • me: runs behind horse
  • me: eats dinner behind horse
  • me: tap dances behind horse
  • me: puts on a one man production of west side story behind horse

2 months ago // 3,646 notes